Lazy is a 4-Letter Word

“If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed.”

—E. Jean Carroll

Today’s story is from Eric.

I was born with a lazy bone.

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Eric with his dad, Chris, around the time of the “incident.”

4th of July. Every year with neighbors and friends we packed into a caravan. Coolers overflowing. Shoulder to shoulder in our mom’s and dad’s trucks. Off we went to Blacksburg High. Why? Fireworks. From the bleachers, it was a magnificent site.

Long ago, one 4th of July day, my cousin and I decided to take a dip in our inflatable backyard pool. “OK?” we asked Dad. From the yard he yelled, “Fine!”

My parents were divorced. I had just arrived to stay with Dad for a few days. My duffle and suitcase were still packed, up in my room. I rummaged around. No swimsuit to be found.

But don’t forget: I was born with a lazy bone.

My Dad knew me well. So when I told him I couldn’t find my trunks, he eyed me skeptically. “You looked through all your packed clothes?” He asked. Yes, I nodded.

“You’re sure?” he added. “I’m sure,” I answered. “OK,” he said. I’ll help you find them, son.”

Score! I thought. Dad would look hard. He’d find the trunks. And, in the process he’d get me unpacked. But then Dad said something I didn’t expect. “But if I find your trunks, you forgo the fireworks tonight. Do you still want me to go look?”

Clearly, an empty threat … Dad wouldn’t dare. “Sure,” I confidently said. Dad marched inside and up to my room. Within minutes he reappeared—my trunks in hand.

Time for the pool! I thought.

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Eric and his father today.

Dad cocked his head. I snatched my trunks out of his hand. “So you looked through everything, huh?” he asked. “I did!” I said… “in my duffle bag, but not my suitcase; that’s what I meant.”

“Is that so?” Dad said. “So what if I told you I found your trunks right there in your duffle?” “Well, um, maybe it was my suitcase. That’s where I looked. That’s what I meant.”

I impatiently waited for Dad to quit this third degree stuff and let me go swim. My cousin was waiting. “Come on Dad,” I said. “It’s hot. Can I go swim while there’s time before we leave to see fireworks?”

I couldn’t believe what my father did next. “No swimming. No fireworks either,” said Dad.

“No swimming because you were lazy. And, no fireworks because you lied.”

Dad looked at me. I looked at Dad. You have to be kidding, I thought. “But Daaaaadddd,” I whined. I was devastated. Dad was a monster, I thought. Never ever would I forgive this horrible man.

What happened? My cousin went swimming while I sat in my room. And, I stayed behind that night. I could hear the explosions in the distance. I imagined myself there. The brilliant colors. The crowd. I cried most of the night.

But you know what? Turns out my dad’s a smart guy (no monster after all).

I grew out of that lazy bone real quick. And never have I lied to him since.

A small moment perhaps—but it’s one I’ll never forget. And when I see those glorious fireworks each 4th of July? I think of my dad.

I remember that night … and the difference it made for the rest of my life.

Sometimes dads need to be tough to make their point.


Eric lives in Blacksburg, Virginia and owns his own landscaping business, “Happy Grass.” In December he’ll complete his bachelor’s degree in Business Management. His dad, Chris, works at the Inn at Virginia Tech as its Chief Engineer.

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